Reviews

What we think you should be watching, reading, listening to, going to, wearing etc… and what we suggest you should be avoiding at all costs.

MUSIC reviews

TV / FILM reviews

SPORT reviews

Listmania

Top tens of the greatest and the most lame things in the known universe – according to us

TOP TENS

Stories & Poems

Take an imaginative journey into our world…

SHORT STORIES

POEMS

Artwork / Photos

Images of how we see it

ARTWORKS

PHOTOS

School Report

Sounds fascinating and well, it is fascinating – with pen and pad in hand our reporters give you inside access to the comings and goings at the New Forest Small School

DEBATE REPORT

CLASS DESERT ISLAND DISCS REPORT

WAR HORSE TRIP REPORT

Articles / Blogs

Pieces penned by us on the topics and issues that matter to us

COMPARING HIP-HOP TO SHAKESPEARE

KATIE PRICE DIVORCES ALEX REID AND MARRIES ZAC EFRON, THE NEXT DAY!

(Real title – IS THE WESTERN WORLD RESPONSIBLE FOR THE POVERTY OF THE THIRD WORLD?)

HEY MEDIA! LEAVE THEM TEENAGERS ALONE!

Personality Test

Are you completely crazy or just mildly neurotic? Find out by taking our personality test, as created by the Secondary Class.

(Disclaimer – Please note that this personality test, like all such tests, is not to be taken too seriously – if you do take it too seriously you are clearly have a personality type who has a tendency to take things too seriously)

PERSONALITY TEST

Riddles

Can you unravel our riddles wrapped in enigmas? Try twisting your mind, avoid thinking in straight lines and resist the temptation to go straight to the answer!

The selection of riddles includes traditional and original (at least we think they are!) riddles composed by the children and staff.

If you know of any good riddles please email them to us at newforestschool@live.com

RIDDLES PAGE

Jokes

If these don’t make you laugh perhaps you are actually dead

JOKES PAGE

Quizzes

Think you know it all? Well think again! And if you do manage to answer all the questions correctly, remember that it is just a quiz and not a true indication of your intelligence, which is based on more than just being able to remember random facts.

Oh, just try one of the quizzes – go on smarty pants, make our day!

QUIZ

Crosswords

Ever wondered why people don’t really do crosswords on the net? Well that’s all about to change – we predict that crosswords on the net will take the world by storm in 2010. And as the New Forest Small School is always at the cutting edge of the latest cultural developments…

Unfortunately we don’t have one of those fancy ‘crossword applications’ that allows you to actually do the crossword on the net – so you’ll have to print them out first – the good old-fashioned way!

CROSSWORD